File this under "found art." I got an e-mail from Vicki this morning with the subject line: Advice.
Samson pooped.
A lot.
We are unexpectedly out of wipes.
Toilet paper doesn't work well on sticky poo stuck to bottom.
Spit doesn't moisten toilet paper enough.
Antibacterial gel makes his bottom cold.
Aquaphor makes his bottom sticky.
Holding him over the sink half-naked to wash him clean makes both of us
very unhappy.
Advice: don't ever run out of wipes.
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- Call me dada. This has, in the few months since my son started "talking," become my name. I'm sure (at least I hope) it will eventually morph into something less early 20th century art movementy --- but I am marked forever as dada. And this is a good thing. I have no real advice to offer, other than always carry Cheerios and extra onesies, and I don't really have a lot of 'wacky' adventures to regale you with. Truth be told, this is as much for me as it is for you. So, uh, thanks for stopping by. I hope it's at least an interesting time-killer. And if not, consider this an ironic exercise in skewering the bourgeouis notions of 21st century American parenthood by deconstructing the materialist ethos that has turned childhood into a demographic and rendered adults simultaneous enablers and slaves. Or something.
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1 comment:
Good times!
May want to add this to the advice:
Never, ever, run out of wipes after your child's diaper explodes....in church...at Easter mass....while you're holding her...and forced to change her in the men's room on one of those Koala things....with paper towels & sinks 12 feet away.
Thanks for the Aquaphor plug :-). Let us know if you need more!
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