Concerning the issue of who exactly is the rapper and who is the dj

The jury is still out actually.

The one and only thing Samson asked Santa for this year was a dj keyboard. The man in red delivered, and our house has since been turned into a kind of beat factory.

Seriously, for a kid's toy, it is pretty impressive. It comes with dozens of beats, loops, and preset songs, as well as a mini recording device, headphones, and a microphone.

Hours (and I do mean hours) of entertainment.