Random

So we're at the zoo today, and as we walk past the food court I see a guy walking around with a bottle of Bud. This surprised me. For one, I had no idea they sold beer at the zoo. [Do you really want to increase your chances of somebody accepting a dare to hop into the rhino habitat?]

And for two, I couldn't for the life of me figure out why you'd need to have a beer while at the zoo. Either you really, really like the taste of beer [3 pm Sunday in the petting zoo be damned!] or spending time with your family is so painful that you've stopped caring what anyone else thinks and you're just going to tilt back that little brown bottle and let it ride.

Either way, it's weird, no? Like the people who buy pornography at an airport newsstand.