Samson's index

Days until Christmas: 7
Number of Wise Men Samson made us take to church yesterday: 2
Number of times we sang "Jingle Bells" before bed tonight: 3.5
Number of times we sang "Frosty": 2
Minutes spent discussing Frosty melting and then being resurrected: 6
Guess-timate number of days after Christmas we'll still be singing "Jingle Bells": 165
Number of times I've almost given him the didgeridoo: 4
Percentage of toys in our house from the Island of Sodor: 35
Percentage after Christmas: 50
Hours Vicki will likely spend in her PJs that day: 16
Hours I hope Samson will nap: 3
Number of candy canes Samson will begin: 11
Number he will finish: .7
Hours Samson probably will nap, in light of all those candy canes: .5